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Great website!!! I've been entertained for hours!
Great website!!! I've been entertained for hours!
Shades of blue
Client: I don’t like that blue, make it a bit lighter. Just a small bit!
I send the (unchanged) file back to her.
Client: Hmm, ok thats too light, make it a bit darker.
I send the same file - again, unchanged.
Client: Ok just ad a hint of brightness and we’re done!
Again, same file, unchanged.
Client: Perfect! Has anyone told you that you are amazing at what you do?
Client: I want my email address to be info@golf.com.
Me: You don’t own golf.com. Your domain is [long domain name]golfcarts.com.
Client: Ok, then make it information@golf.com.
Me: The part of the email address after the “at” sign has to be [long domain name]golfcarts.com. You have to include [long domain name]golfcarts.com in your email address.
Client: Oh! I get it, sorry. Make it [long domain name]carts@golf.com then.
"Staring at computer screens gives me nosebleeds. Please fax the website to me."
Email correspondence with an older client:
Client: “JUST SEND THE MOCKUPS TO JOLENE AND I WILL LOOK AT THEM WHEN I GET BACK NEXT TUESDAY.”
Me: “Sure thing. Is everything OK over there? You seem like you’re yelling everything!”
Client: “THESE DAMN PUERTO RICAN COMPUTERS. EVERYTHING IS IN BIG TYPE.”
Me: “Do you see the ‘caps lock’ button, or ‘bloq mayus’ just left of the ‘A’. Press that.”
Client: “oh. oh, thanks, that’s better. I thought it was just because puerto ricans are very emotional people.”