My cookie!

[MrsJrotax101]

You turned around to run with the cookie. Jrotax101 punched you in the face for smacking my arse. You fell to the ground...out cold. My cookie!

 

[07TLX]

While kissing Jrotax101 for protecting you I reached up and grab the cookie.... My cookie!

 

[Bob-blehead]

You became involved watching the US Women's Soccer team. I was able to sneak in behind you and steal the cookie. MY cookie!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

You noticed how cute the women were and instantly became distracted. I walked by and took the cookie. My cookie!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

It's still my cookie.

 

[07TLX]

I ate too much food and had to run to the bathroom and dropped the cookie, MY COOKIE!!!!

 

[07TLX]

Everyone is still suffering from a food hangover but me, still My Cookie

 

[MrsJrotax101]

But you said that you ate too much food and had to run to the bathroom...not I ate too much food. lmao

 

[07TLX]

^
Meant you, autocorrect fail...

 

[MrsJrotax101]

hehehehe

While you were distracted with your typo, I slipped the cookie away. My cookie.

 

[07TLX]

Why you where asleep I took the cookie..... My cookie

 

[MrsJrotax101]

whilst you thought I was sleeping, I was just pretending. You lay down for a quick nap feeling safe and I grab the cookie. MY COOKIE!

 

[Flippercon]

I let my puppy loose and you threw the cookie in excitement. My cookie!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Your puppy started to piss on the carpet. You set the cookie down to quickly mop up the mess before it soaked in too deep. My cookie!

 

[Flippercon]

I told you you could have any of my fish as long as you would catch them. You set the cookie down to grab nets and I steal it. My cookie!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

While trying to catch your fish, one of them jumps out of the net. You drop the cookie to rush and throw the fish back into water. My cookie!

 

[Flippercon]

As you steal my cookie my knowledge of fish strikes me, so I stop and let the betta flop on the carpet. You get upset and and drop the cookie and pick up the betta. (bettas can live out of water for 3 hours) MY cookie!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

I think the betta has died and start to cry. You come over to console me and I snatch the cookie from your hand. My Cookie!
(poor betta...I have 4!)

 

[Bob-blehead]

Achmed The Dead Terrorist visits you. Boom. My cookie.

 

[Scione]

Navy Seal saw you working with Terrorist and sniped! My cookie.