My cookie!

[Smorz]

Here's another game.

It starts with a cookie. How will you distract me (and the next person) and steal the cookie!?

Person 1: I set fire to your shoe. You looked! My cookie!
Person 2: I tied your laces together. You tripped! My cookie!
etc etc

I've got a cookie!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

I pushed your car down the hill. You ran after it. My cookie!

 

[webby]

twilight is on tv, you looked, my cookie

 

[Bob-blehead]

I punctured the wheels on your bike and you fell over. my cookie

 

[07TLX]

I took the head off your bobble head......my cookie

 

[Bob-blehead]

I pulled the gas nozzle out of your butt and lit you up! my cookie!

 

[07TLX]

The fire made you laugh... My cookie!!

 

[Bob-blehead]

I dressed in a tutu, and you grabbed your camera to take a picture to post here. My cookie.

 

[MrsJrotax101]

While you took the tutu off...you forgot your cookie on the counter. My cookie!

 

[Bob-blehead]

Used my wand to use the imperio curse on you. My cookie.

 

[MrsJrotax101]

I threw a football at you and you dropped the cookie. I caught it. My cookie!

 

[Bob-blehead]

I hired Chuck Norris to kick your butt! Forever My Cookie!

 

[webby]

Chuck Norris forgot he was allergic to walnuts in the cookie and dropped dead. My cookie.

 

[Bob-blehead]

^

 

[Dar-Dar]

You forgot about Chuck Norris' third fist that lives inside his beard. You got punched on the face.

My cookie!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Chuck Norris' third fist is also allergic to walnuts and his skin burns away into ashes. You cry. My cookie!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

 

[07TLX]

You bumped too hard and fell....... My cookie!!!!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Though I was going to have that cookie all to myself

You laughed at me falling. You dropped the cookie. I caught it from the floor. My cookie!

 

[07TLX]

While picking it up I smacked your arse and you got mad at me and slapped distracted I took the cookie.... My cookie