Pauly99to17
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Black Metal Anyone??
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Pre-ordered the new Abbath solo album.... Streaming versions available online!
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/01/12/stream-new-abbath-entirety/
Also bought the snow globe... because whats more metal than snow globes!!!!
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/01/12/stream-new-abbath-entirety/
Also bought the snow globe... because whats more metal than snow globes!!!!
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Most hilarious black metal story I've heard lately:
So Watain usually have several "severed" animal head adorning the edge of their stage in various states of decomposition. How the heck do these guys keep up their stock of dead animal heads while on tour through various countries? Well, from a guy on a following tour bus in a different band: He was awoken by the sudden stopping and pulling off motion of the bus. Upon awakening he realized the driver had pulled off in the middle of nowhere and was jumping off the bus from the drivers seat. Seeing the bizarre scene unfold he grabbed his phone and filmed the following......
Roadkill Spotted:
"The driver descended upon the corpse of the deer, and with a hatchet gathered from seemingly thin air, began hacking at the neck of the deer. Once the head had been removed, he remounted the drivers seat and threw the severed and bleeding deers head against the door. As a large pool of blood gathered at the steps of the bus's doorway a cackle was heard upon the realization that a new set of eyes had witnessed the decapitation of the roadkill. Hell friend, this'll get us an easy $100. Go back to sleep!"
And that is how modern black metal bands secure their "stage props" while touring. Rotting roadkill harvested by bus drivers.
Hail Satan? Hail Satin?
Or is it Satin? The most evil of fabrics. Shiny and smooth against my skin.....
So Watain usually have several "severed" animal head adorning the edge of their stage in various states of decomposition. How the heck do these guys keep up their stock of dead animal heads while on tour through various countries? Well, from a guy on a following tour bus in a different band: He was awoken by the sudden stopping and pulling off motion of the bus. Upon awakening he realized the driver had pulled off in the middle of nowhere and was jumping off the bus from the drivers seat. Seeing the bizarre scene unfold he grabbed his phone and filmed the following......
Roadkill Spotted:
"The driver descended upon the corpse of the deer, and with a hatchet gathered from seemingly thin air, began hacking at the neck of the deer. Once the head had been removed, he remounted the drivers seat and threw the severed and bleeding deers head against the door. As a large pool of blood gathered at the steps of the bus's doorway a cackle was heard upon the realization that a new set of eyes had witnessed the decapitation of the roadkill. Hell friend, this'll get us an easy $100. Go back to sleep!"
And that is how modern black metal bands secure their "stage props" while touring. Rotting roadkill harvested by bus drivers.
Hail Satan? Hail Satin?
Or is it Satin? The most evil of fabrics. Shiny and smooth against my skin.....
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SlySi
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I'm not sure what black metal is? Growing up we had Death Metal
Napalm Death
Morbid Angel
Sepultura
Slayer, etc
HeadBangers Ball on MTV played all types of Metal
View: http://youtu.be/_rq7yex9CHI
Napalm Death
Morbid Angel
Sepultura
Slayer, etc
HeadBangers Ball on MTV played all types of Metal
View: http://youtu.be/_rq7yex9CHI
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Viking Metal anyone?
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Blackest of black..... FOLK MUSIC.....
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Wardruna - Helvegen
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Herr mannelig:
Swedish:
Bittida en morgon innan solen upprann
Innan foglarna började sjunga
Bergatrollet friade till fager ungersven
Hon hade en falskeliger tunga
Herr Mannelig herr Mannelig trolofven i mig
För det jag bjuder så gerna
I kunnen väl svara endast ja eller nej
Om I viljen eller ej:
Eder vill jag gifva de gångare tolf
Som gå uti rosendelunde
Aldrig har det varit någon sadel uppå dem
Ej heller betsel uti munnen
Eder vill jag gifva de qvarnarna tolf
Som stå mellan Tillö och Ternö
Stenarna de äro af rödaste gull
Och hjulen silfverbeslagna
Eder vill jag gifva ett förgyllande svärd
Som klingar utaf femton guldringar
Och strida huru I strida vill
Stridsplatsen skolen I väl vinna
Eder vill jag gifva en skjorta så ny
Den bästa I lysten att slita
Inte är hon sömnad av nål eller trå
Men virkat av silket det hvita
Sådana gåfvor toge jag väl emot
Om du vore en kristelig qvinna
Men nu så är du det värsta bergatroll
Af Neckens och djävulens stämma
Bergatrollet ut på dörren sprang
Hon rister och jämrar sig svåra
Hade jag fått den fager ungersven
Så hade jag mistat min plåga
Herr Mannelig herr Mannelig trolofven i mig
För det jag bjuder så gerna
I kunnen väl svara endast ja eller nej
Om I viljen eller ej:|
English:
Early one morning before the sun ran up
Before the birds began to sing
The mountain troll proposed to the handsome young man
She had a false tongue
Herr Mannelig, Herr Mannelig, will you be betrothed to me?
For that, I offer you gifts very gladly
Surely you can answer but yes or no
If you wish to or not
To you I wish to give the twelve steeds
That go in the grove of roses
Never has there been any saddles upon them
Nor bridles in their mouths
To you I wish to give the twelve mills
That stand between Tillö and Ternö
The stones are made of the reddest gold
And the wheels are silver-laden
To you I wish to give a gilded sword
That chimes of fifteen gold rings
And battle how you will
The battle you would surely win
To you I wish to give a shirt so new
The best you will want to wear
It [literally: she] was not sewn by needle or thread
But crocheted of white silk
Such gifts I would surely accept
If thou wert a Christian [or: pious] woman
However, thou art the worst mountain troll
With the voice [or: society, origin] of Necken and the Devil
The mountain troll ran out the door
She shakes and wails hard
Had I got the handsome young man
I would have got rid of my torment
Herr Mannelig, Herr Mannelig, will you be betrothed to me?
For that, I offer you gifts very gladly
Surely you can answer but yes or no
If you wish to or not
Swedish:
Bittida en morgon innan solen upprann
Innan foglarna började sjunga
Bergatrollet friade till fager ungersven
Hon hade en falskeliger tunga
Herr Mannelig herr Mannelig trolofven i mig
För det jag bjuder så gerna
I kunnen väl svara endast ja eller nej
Om I viljen eller ej:
Eder vill jag gifva de gångare tolf
Som gå uti rosendelunde
Aldrig har det varit någon sadel uppå dem
Ej heller betsel uti munnen
Eder vill jag gifva de qvarnarna tolf
Som stå mellan Tillö och Ternö
Stenarna de äro af rödaste gull
Och hjulen silfverbeslagna
Eder vill jag gifva ett förgyllande svärd
Som klingar utaf femton guldringar
Och strida huru I strida vill
Stridsplatsen skolen I väl vinna
Eder vill jag gifva en skjorta så ny
Den bästa I lysten att slita
Inte är hon sömnad av nål eller trå
Men virkat av silket det hvita
Sådana gåfvor toge jag väl emot
Om du vore en kristelig qvinna
Men nu så är du det värsta bergatroll
Af Neckens och djävulens stämma
Bergatrollet ut på dörren sprang
Hon rister och jämrar sig svåra
Hade jag fått den fager ungersven
Så hade jag mistat min plåga
Herr Mannelig herr Mannelig trolofven i mig
För det jag bjuder så gerna
I kunnen väl svara endast ja eller nej
Om I viljen eller ej:|
English:
Early one morning before the sun ran up
Before the birds began to sing
The mountain troll proposed to the handsome young man
She had a false tongue
Herr Mannelig, Herr Mannelig, will you be betrothed to me?
For that, I offer you gifts very gladly
Surely you can answer but yes or no
If you wish to or not
To you I wish to give the twelve steeds
That go in the grove of roses
Never has there been any saddles upon them
Nor bridles in their mouths
To you I wish to give the twelve mills
That stand between Tillö and Ternö
The stones are made of the reddest gold
And the wheels are silver-laden
To you I wish to give a gilded sword
That chimes of fifteen gold rings
And battle how you will
The battle you would surely win
To you I wish to give a shirt so new
The best you will want to wear
It [literally: she] was not sewn by needle or thread
But crocheted of white silk
Such gifts I would surely accept
If thou wert a Christian [or: pious] woman
However, thou art the worst mountain troll
With the voice [or: society, origin] of Necken and the Devil
The mountain troll ran out the door
She shakes and wails hard
Had I got the handsome young man
I would have got rid of my torment
Herr Mannelig, Herr Mannelig, will you be betrothed to me?
For that, I offer you gifts very gladly
Surely you can answer but yes or no
If you wish to or not
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lol the headbanger gif on the subway was found -
View: https://www.facebook.com/trappedinthesolstice/videos/421594724695515/
View: https://www.facebook.com/trappedinthesolstice/videos/421594724695515/
NotMattalliSI
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Danm, pretty f*cking brutal in here. I can listen to the instruments all day. Still wrestle with cookie monster vocals. Old school trash guy.....
Goes to watch cartoons with my kids.
Goes to watch cartoons with my kids.
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"The world's goin to hell in a hand basket, take a year off. Learn the flute." 
twister8008
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This seems racist... therefore I am offended 
PainIs4ThaWeak
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"The world's goin to hell in a hand basket, take a year off. Learn the flute."
"Look. Bird."
To me, THAT guy is comedy!
This seems racist... therefore I am offended
Oh he's got a bit about that topic as well! (And I completely agree with him.)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo
"The comedian.. h-h-he said something that offended me... a-a-and when I woke up the next morning... I had leprosy!"
twister8008
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I love that comedy bit!!! Today's society acts so stupid sometimes. My daughter along with 30 other girls has to do 10 miles of hiking with 25% of their body weight with no peanut products because one girl has a peanut allergy and they want to play it safe... Come on man!!!
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PainIs4ThaWeak
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Lol. So, on that note, I'll leave this for @twister8008 and stop derailing the thread:
Peanut Allergies:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUABDtKZWMU&feature=youtu.be&t=675
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Samael - Baphomet's THROOOOOOONE!!!!!!
EDIT: It really starts at 0:20 if you don't want to listen to the intro.
Am I the chosen one?
To be your Messiah on earth
And to sit at your left in hell
I've always ignored the doubt
Answers are in the questions
Show me the way to the baphomet's throne...
Read more: Samael - Baphomet's Throne Lyrics | MetroLyrics
EDIT: It really starts at 0:20 if you don't want to listen to the intro.
Am I the chosen one?
To be your Messiah on earth
And to sit at your left in hell
I've always ignored the doubt
Answers are in the questions
Show me the way to the baphomet's throne...
Read more: Samael - Baphomet's Throne Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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Dissection - Maha Kali
Jon Nodtveidt - I cannot say enough about this man. TRVE. Choose your path.
A phenomenal guitar player, song writer, and vocalist. I wish he had not done what he did. I think he should have left us more music.
Nödtveidt said "The Satanist decides of his own life and death and prefers to go out with a smile on his lips when he has reached his peak in life, when he has accomplished everything, and aim to transcend this earthly existence. But it is completely un-satanic to end one's own life because one is sad or miserable. The Satanist dies strong, not by age, disease or depression, and he chooses death before dishonor! Death is the orgasm of life! So live life accordingly, as intense as possible!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Nödtveidt
Jon Nodtveidt - I cannot say enough about this man. TRVE. Choose your path.
A phenomenal guitar player, song writer, and vocalist. I wish he had not done what he did. I think he should have left us more music.
Nödtveidt said "The Satanist decides of his own life and death and prefers to go out with a smile on his lips when he has reached his peak in life, when he has accomplished everything, and aim to transcend this earthly existence. But it is completely un-satanic to end one's own life because one is sad or miserable. The Satanist dies strong, not by age, disease or depression, and he chooses death before dishonor! Death is the orgasm of life! So live life accordingly, as intense as possible!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Nödtveidt