While I don't have any pics, out of necessity, I was forced to do a full wash and wax on my Civic today. I know what you're thinking, "forced" is a bit of a strong statement; but, it was a fact.
So, rewind a little bit, I had to go to RI for about 3weeks for work in late Feb to early Mar; so, I decided I'd take the Civic up. All in all, the drive up, around town (even with the snow when I was there), and back down was uneventful. It was my first time driving the Civic in the snow and it handled perfectly well. Anyhow, I get back to VA, and after a few days, took the car in to get a wash. I didn't do anything special (the car isn't perfect), just took it through a decent automated wash mostly to spray all the salt off and out from under it. Then, got back home and parked it in my driveway where I usually do; the next day, from the top of the door all the way to the bottom, I find a nice skid mark all the way down, window included; it was a nice, hey fvck you, welcome back, here's a shitty gift for you. But, all in all, not a big deal, just a quick hose off to take care of it. Well, a week goes by and I didn't really need to go anywhere as I have some time off from work, just had some errands here and there. Well, each time I go out past my car, I would notice more 'gifts' being left for me on the roof, mirrors, windows, and what not. I honestly didn't know what to think, the car had never really been a target before; but, for some reason it was catching a lot of sh!t (pun intended). Then, just the other day, I was talking to a neighbor, and I found the culprit, a fvcking Robin decided to use my car as their personal toilet, dancing all around the top like it owned the fvcking thing (little bastard can take over payments if it wants it that bad). I didn't have time to wash it right away due to other events and then it rained the next couple of days. So, fast forward to this morning, I'm out the door early (before light, took my Pilot) to drive 2hrs out in order to drop some freight off for my Stealth and when I get home 4hrs later, I see the Civic and it is basically a different color. It looked like I drove my car through a shitfall (think waterfall); it was built up on the mirrors; and, just all over the place in general with at least a dozen 'piles' of poo on the roof around the sunroof area. I don't know what it was about the Civic, there wasn't really a drop on my Pilot parked next to the Civic; there wasn't really anything on my neighbor's truck parked 10ft away. But, for some reason, the Civic was being used as a chamber pot. I could just hear Mr Lahey from The Trailer Park Boys saying something about a sh!t-pocolypse on the Civic. Needless to say, as soon as I got home this morning, I got changed and went out and scrubbed the car, then put a couple coats of wax on it to try and protect it a little. I swear, if I catch that damn bird, it will never sh!t on another car again.
