N.J. town limits chicken hookups

[MrsJrotax101]

Roosters must show they're disease-free and they better not crow about their conquests.

Hopewell Township residents can have up to a half-dozen hens on half-acre lots. Roosters would be allowed only 10 days a year for fertilization purposes.

Mature roosters are not allowed because they're too noisy. Any roosters that crow too long can be banned from the property for two years.

Mayor Jim Burd told The Times of Trenton the ordinance is a compromise between today's lifestyle and the township's agricultural history.

 

[KennyGS]

The very first nanosecond I read his name, I thought it said Mayor Jim Turd...

I can hear cockadoodling and mooing outside my house every morning. I prefer those noises to many of the manmade kinds that one typically hears.

 

[LizBot]

Instead of regulating poultry hookups, they should regulate Guido/Guidette hookups.

 

[webby]

Instead of regulating poultry hookups, they should regulate Guido/Guidette hookups.

 

[LizBot]

 

[webby]

I approve

 

[Dar-Dar]

I love Joisy!

 

[I Like Chicken]

Chickens need to get some too.

 

[LizBot]

So which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

 

[webby]

So which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

 

[MrsJrotax101]

LMAO webby

 

[KennyGS]

poor chicken

 

[LizBot]

I in real life.