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  1. jasonandre

    2025 Toyota Camry

    It looks like it wasn't circumcised.
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    ...because I didn't want to drop all $32k in cash? The car will be paid in full by the end of the year anyway. Only a fool would drive to the Smithsonian. The subway is the way to go there, but I already did all the tourist stuff 20 years ago when I got to this area. The beach isn't a bad idea...
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Not really. There are plenty of ride share services here, and the nearest hospital is a little over a mile away. My apartment complex also has 24/7 concierge within a 30-foot walking distance, so I can completely ruin their week should I have a mild heart attack. I'm also single and don't have...
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Public transportation. It is a literal 10-min free bus ride to work and back. I get everything delivered, including groceries. That's how I managed to not own a vehicle for all nine years prior. Not in this area. Traffic sucks. I wouldn't mind going for a drive if I had a reason to, it just...
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    It is quite liberating. I make great use of that extra free time by being as lazy as possible.
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Four-month review: I haven't driven it in four months. Still 27 miles. Does this make me a bad person? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Seven straight days of moving. The worst is finally over. Now it's just unpacking and furniture reassembly. I hurt everywhere all the time. Popping Aleve like candy. What was Danny Glover's famous quote in Lethal Weapon again?... In other news, I really like my Touring.
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    That's what ZipCar is, but they left the area. I don't think I'd rent directly from an individual though.
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    I was going for a certain look though and forgot about those, but that may work. Maybe I can find some Honda-branded ones with LEDs.
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Longer than that...I haven't owned a vehicle since 2015. I just don't need one here. It has been so relaxing to mentally zone out while the bus/cab takes you wherever you need to go. Public transportation is a free 10-15 minute ride to work. Groceries, packages, etc are all delivered, and the...
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    Foo’s 2024 Integra Type S

    They are notorious for that exact behavior. I recently had a FedEx guy put a hold on my package after one delivery attempt just so he wouldn't have to redeliver it, which forced me to visit the local FedEx office to pick it up. I avoid FedEx any chance I get.
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Agreed, those Accords look incredibly vanilla. This touring model has all the assisted-living features you could possibly want. I'll just pretend there's a third pedal. Too bad it will be a garage queen for a long while. She's only a tool that I don't plan on keeping past 2024. Long story...
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Welp, it finally happened. Life's necessities forced me into choices I didn't want to make. Not only am I moving apartments in two weeks unplanned, I accidentally stumbled into a Honda dealership this afternoon and got a 2024 Civic Touring stuck on my shoe. Not having driven a car in at least...
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Question of the year: Integra Type-S or TLX Type-S? Price is of no concern. Go.
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    New to me Taco Trash truck!

    I will respectfully ask you to not divert the train until I can make a suitable unique entrance into the arena while not reducing my over-inflated turn of events. ...if you get what I'm putting down. Thank you.
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    Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

    Soothable tracks for a soothable Friday: View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sNuDu4dE8Y
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    New to me Taco Trash truck!

    This is a strange-looking 2023 Apex Blue Pearl Acura Integra Type-S with 19-inch Copper-Finish Alloy Wheels.
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    Test Your Internet Speed.

    It was a litmus test as to your loyalty. I don't have a lawn. You're hired.
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    Test Your Internet Speed.

    I just need you to mow the lawn twice daily.
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